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rehab!

sunt stresata shi stresanta…sunt dupa un an…dupa shapte luni…dupa o zi…

sunt intr-o criza de timp shi-o pauza de rabdare, sunt in fusta shi toata lumea se mira.

este foarte cald in troleibuz shi geamurile sunt prea mici. aer conditzionat nu exista… norocul meu e ca am prins un scaun. stau pe scaun, ascult muzica (muzica mea din playeru’ meu, nu manelele pe care le pune shoferu’)…am foarte multe statzii de mers…dar tot nu mi-e bine. nu mi-e bine pt k mi-e cald shi ma sufoc. nu sufar de claustrofobie shi reushesc sa suport chiar shi diversele arome din „cutia mica” in care ma aflu. dar caldura…caldura ma doboara. imi da o stare de leshin, imi taie picioarele shi nu ma mai pot mishca.

in situatzii de genu’ asta: itzi numeri „gainile” shi te gandeshti: „da’ dak nu stateam pe scaun? atunci chiar cadeam din picioare… dar dak nu aveam playeru’? atunci trebuia sa suport conversatziile penibile din troleu.. lasa! macar bine k stau pe scaun shi ascult muzica! cand ajung la statzia mea, cobor shi-afara o sa fie ushor mai racoare! trebuie doar sa mai am putzina rabdare pana ajung…shi sa vezi ce fericire pe capu’ meu atunci!”

shi asha functzioneaza amagirea… sperantza nu moare! sperantza ori se diminueaza considerabil, ori e lasata la o parte pentru ca nu te mai intereseaza subiectul…dar ea nu moare…decat odata cu tine!

shi asha itzi testezi limitele, asha te auto-convingi sa ai rabdare…pentru ca rasplata pe care shtii (speri) sa o primeshti merita! shi uite-asha traieshti in viitor…cu sperantze….(desharte)

va ashtept in troleu! e cald shi „bine”…

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Allow me to be frank at the commencement. You will not like me. The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled. You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on. Ladies, an announcement: I am up for it, all the time. That is not a boast or an opinion, it is bone hard medical fact. I put it round you know. And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it. Don’t. It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoats. Gentlemen. Do not despair, I am up for that as well. And the same warning applies. Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say. But later when you shag – and later you will shag, I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down – I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattling in your gonads. Feel how it was for me, how it is for me and ponder. ‘Was that shudder the same shudder he sensed? Did he know something more profound? Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at that shining, livelong moment. That is it. That is my prologue, nothing in rhyme, no protestations of modesty, you were not expecting that I hope. I am John Wilmot, Second Earl of Rochester and I do not want you to like me.

mi-am adus aminte…cat mi-a placut monologul asta! shi cat de bine il poate interpreta johny depp… unfortunately for him…i do like him! enjoy…

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